It's Only Satire, Mr. Moore

Mr. Michael Moore has written a wry political commentary in the form of an open letter advising the President that his vacation is over.

How droll! Our cup truly runneth over, that your comedic talents have been turned to such "good" use.

Here is my considered advice to Mr. Moore:

There is apparently no such thing as "rally around the flag" for someone like you, a divisive influence if there ever was one.

It seems to me that everything smacks of political advantage to you. If there is a problem with America, it must be that "racist" Bush's fault, in your eyes.

If so, what a sick and twisted way for you to look at the world. Unbeknownst to a reader of your cant, America isn't just about politics. It's about helping others and bringing people together in times of crisis, not creating diversions into political partisanship.

Mr. Moore, your diatribes would be welcome in some circles because they are raw meat for leftists who hate the President. But to the rest of us, they are garbage, and they stink, pure and simple. During a time when President Clinton has called for people to unify, you seem to delight in what you may deemed "satire".

In the same "satirical" spirit, might I offer: I think that someone like you ought not worry about flooding, as your ample girth indubitably serves as a natural flotation device.

Did you like reading that, Mr. Moore? In that case, think of the rest of us who support the President. We don't care much for your "satire", either.