Thursday, August 25, 2005

Martha Stewart To Return To Television

Slobs of the world, beware! The doyenne of domesticity, as they call her, is about to return to the small screen. And the walls have (tastefully adorned) eyes.

Yes, friends and neighbors, the news is that Martha Stewart will make a triumphant television return with a show about home-making, complete with a live studio audience. Not content to putter around in her corporate home, she is destined to retake the reins of fate and splash across America's plasma screens with her characteristic considerable redoubt.

Never count that woman out, is what I say. Even the Feds can't dampen her enthusiasm for... whatever it is she does. Make money, I suppose. Because make no mistake about it, her name is still valuable, in a country where what you did yesterday is less important than what you can do for me now.

Is this good for America? Why? Why not? Who knows?

But one thing's for sure: It's a Martha thing.

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